Hey there, people, I'm Sandra

They say I'm the cutest girl in town

My car is fast, my teeth are shiny

I tell all the guys they can kiss my arse.



Here I am at a famous school

I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool

I got a guy here wants to help with my paper

Let him do all the work 'n' maybe later I will thank him


I do not think I'm too extreme

I'm a good looking bitch (1)
(2)

I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

Women's Liberation came creepin' across the nation

I tell you people I was not ready

When this dyke fucked me by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then,

Aww, she tried to make me say when

She had balls and a dick

I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick


But now I smell like Vaseline

An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch

Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which

Eventually me and a friend

Sorta drifted along into S & M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

'Long as I gets a little golden shower (1)
(2)

Oh God I am the American dream

With a dildo up my arse till it makes me scream

An' I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights sayin' thank you, Fred

Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!


Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual idiot


My Masturbation Forum

Its not only you guys that do it........

I like to look at porn on my computer, and my panties are around my ankels.