A couple of posts back some outdoorsman wannabe made some silly ass comment about the quality of the women here at the Damn Lake-- I quote the imposter "  THE ONLY GOOD PUSSIES IS WHAT I BROUGHT WITH ME AND THE BAD PUSSIES THAT LIVE HERE CHECK CLICK THE PHOTO ABOVE... THERE NEEDS TO BE A CHANGE."...well, I did a little investigation of my own and captured this picture of him in his boat taking one of those fine pussies that he says he brought with him waterskiing... I'll let you be the judge.......

... In the mean time, my project for TMZ has come to it's end and the final 20 of the hacked galleries follow at the end of this post. As mentioned before, I hope the final report from TMZ will clear Boner of all the malicious gossip that has been suggesting he fucks animals......

.I know if he spent more time out in the fresh air of the great outdoors, that , in spite of himself, even he might get the occasional opportunity with a gal such as this...

As for TMZ, I don't know if it will be reported on their TV show, their web site, or in a special report here on Ask Jolene... I really don't care... I was just in it for the money... you see, while I love my hot tub in front over looking the lake... I always thought it would be nice to have one in back of the cabin that I could use for deer hunting...

...yep.. they showed me the money and I took it... now where the fuck is Bambi?!?

musical credit to Petey Pablo for "Show Me the Money"

p.s.---- seeya in a few days--- I'm heading to the City---for a little R&R

"No more farm animals," says Clooney after 'Men Who Stare at Goats' role - By Grace Wong for CNN

  "This goat was a particularly nice goat."
--George Clooney

Don't inflammatory headlines just drive you crazy?... the way the celebrity News Rags feel they can simply throw anything at the cannibalistic consumers with no regards to journalistic accuracy or responsibility?.. I'm sure it does.. it certainly does me. As most of you know if you visited yesterday's post, I have been hired by TMZ  to hack Boner's AJ bookmarks so they can substantiate or quell the rumors once and for all.

I have not been put in a position to make moral judgements.. my only purpose is to gather information and pass it on to TMZ.. As I said yesterday, I hope there is absolutely no truth to these rumors.. I just find it amazing how such rumors can get a life of their own and explode like a wild fire out of control.

Today, I pass on to TMZ the 2nd of three groups of galleries hacked from Boner's bookmarks. I ask that you reserve judgement until you have seen all the evidence and TMZ makes their definitive report..

Please give all the support you can to Boner and the Muffia Boyz during this most difficult period. But, it might also be using common sense if you keep your loving pets on close leash until this issue has been resolved...

...and let us hope, that during this ordeal, that all remains quiet in the chicken coops and barnyards.. and that in the jungle,  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".

musical credit to the Tokens for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

How do these rumors get started anyway? I first heard the hints at the Halloween Party...a whisper from someone here, a snide aside from someone over there, and pretty soon the rumor takes a life of it's own and is running rampant....could it possibly be true? ..Well, I'm not the type of guy that gets involved in such malicious finger pointing nor to participate in the fertilization and spread of such unsubstantiated gossip. .... I think you know me well enough to understand that.

But, the people at TMZ want to know and they have contracted me to hack into Boner's AJ bookmarks to try to find out what all the fucking animal nonsense is about  once and for all... This is probably the appropriate time to mention that they are paying me time and a half  to include the indoor galleries .. so.. please excuse those referenced below, ..Also the number of bookmarked galleries that I am discovering hidden in Boner's bookmarks will require this investigation to carry out for three posts because of the available bandwidth from AJ... I go into this investigation as an information gatherer only...and I have no  idea how TMZ may try to use any information gleaned.... I want to make it perfecty clear that I hope it's not true. I'd hate to think that Boner or any of the Muffia Boyz would fuck a duck or little bunny.

I hope it is just a big misunderstanding. If so, I think it might have  gotten started when Ozzie and the Sabbath took their 2nd break at the party....The Muffia Boyz, Boner, and their dates put on a cute litle musical skit for the increasingly impaired guests.... well, for those of you not there, check for yourself as they "Talk to the Animals".

The first 20 of the galleries discovered are featured below. I know it will be hard but please keep an open mind... as you see the avatars of Boner and the Muffia Boyz over the next few days, please don't picture them in your minds as dirty sheep fuckers or goat ravagers...