"No more farm animals," says Clooney after 'Men Who Stare at Goats' role - By Grace Wong for CNN

  "This goat was a particularly nice goat."
--George Clooney

Don't inflammatory headlines just drive you crazy?... the way the celebrity News Rags feel they can simply throw anything at the cannibalistic consumers with no regards to journalistic accuracy or responsibility?.. I'm sure it does.. it certainly does me. As most of you know if you visited yesterday's post, I have been hired by TMZ  to hack Boner's AJ bookmarks so they can substantiate or quell the rumors once and for all.

I have not been put in a position to make moral judgements.. my only purpose is to gather information and pass it on to TMZ.. As I said yesterday, I hope there is absolutely no truth to these rumors.. I just find it amazing how such rumors can get a life of their own and explode like a wild fire out of control.

Today, I pass on to TMZ the 2nd of three groups of galleries hacked from Boner's bookmarks. I ask that you reserve judgement until you have seen all the evidence and TMZ makes their definitive report..

Please give all the support you can to Boner and the Muffia Boyz during this most difficult period. But, it might also be using common sense if you keep your loving pets on close leash until this issue has been resolved...

...and let us hope, that during this ordeal, that all remains quiet in the chicken coops and barnyards.. and that in the jungle,  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".

musical credit to the Tokens for "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

How do these rumors get started anyway? I first heard the hints at the Halloween Party...a whisper from someone here, a snide aside from someone over there, and pretty soon the rumor takes a life of it's own and is running rampant....could it possibly be true? ..Well, I'm not the type of guy that gets involved in such malicious finger pointing nor to participate in the fertilization and spread of such unsubstantiated gossip. .... I think you know me well enough to understand that.

But, the people at TMZ want to know and they have contracted me to hack into Boner's AJ bookmarks to try to find out what all the fucking animal nonsense is about  once and for all... This is probably the appropriate time to mention that they are paying me time and a half  to include the indoor galleries .. so.. please excuse those referenced below, ..Also the number of bookmarked galleries that I am discovering hidden in Boner's bookmarks will require this investigation to carry out for three posts because of the available bandwidth from AJ... I go into this investigation as an information gatherer only...and I have no  idea how TMZ may try to use any information gleaned.... I want to make it perfecty clear that I hope it's not true. I'd hate to think that Boner or any of the Muffia Boyz would fuck a duck or little bunny.

I hope it is just a big misunderstanding. If so, I think it might have  gotten started when Ozzie and the Sabbath took their 2nd break at the party....The Muffia Boyz, Boner, and their dates put on a cute litle musical skit for the increasingly impaired guests.... well, for those of you not there, check for yourself as they "Talk to the Animals".

The first 20 of the galleries discovered are featured below. I know it will be hard but please keep an open mind... as you see the avatars of Boner and the Muffia Boyz over the next few days, please don't picture them in your minds as dirty sheep fuckers or goat ravagers...

I think I fucked Boner's neighbor... but I'm really not sure.... I just got my pictures back from the Halloween party and almost all of them are of Boner's next door neighbor, Angelique... 

I really don't remember... I thought things were going pretty good.. I was trying to stay somewhat sober so that I would remember to stay away from Liz until Sunday... and that seemed to be working ... mainly I suppose cuz I kind of got caught up fucking  Maria Sharapova for quite some time out in the *Perfect* rose garden...but, my God ,all the grunting.. it was worse than tennis..., ..so when Boner and Liz stepped outside with a boner sized joint... I was happy to say good night to Maria.. and get high with my friends.... and that's all I remember... and now I got all these pictures of Boner's neighbor from the next day.... so, I'm kind of assuming.....now, don't get me wrong.. this Angelique is a hot Canadian divorcee who is a self described swinger... and, it appears we must have had a very good time...

... yeah, Boner said when she moved in she was married to some hockey player who later dumped her for some actress he met at another of Boner's parties... anyway, I'm getting distracted here... see, I wanted to say I was disappointed that I hadn't run into another Canadian fox at the party... I know Joy spent a lot of time coming up with the right costume.. but, I wanted to finally meet her but, alas... I never did see her..so, I assumed she had just spent all her time at the party indoors ... or, so I thought... but, now, when I see the last picture..it kind of makes me wonder...if maybe , just maybe, I missed the big chance to finally find who your real friends are...

.............Damn.. I wish I could remember.. Boner, Angelique, Joy..can any of you give me a little help here????

musical credits--

Homemade Jamz' Blues Band-" Who Your Real friends Are"---- a family band... very young-- very good--

If you want another form the same band, this is some kick ass blues----" The World'sBeen Good to You"