How do these rumors get started anyway? I first heard the hints at the Halloween Party...a whisper from someone here, a snide aside from someone over there, and pretty soon the rumor takes a life of it's own and is running rampant....could it possibly be true? ..Well, I'm not the type of guy that gets involved in such malicious finger pointing nor to participate in the fertilization and spread of such unsubstantiated gossip. .... I think you know me well enough to understand that.

But, the people at TMZ want to know and they have contracted me to hack into Boner's AJ bookmarks to try to find out what all the fucking animal nonsense is about  once and for all... This is probably the appropriate time to mention that they are paying me time and a half  to include the indoor galleries .. so.. please excuse those referenced below, ..Also the number of bookmarked galleries that I am discovering hidden in Boner's bookmarks will require this investigation to carry out for three posts because of the available bandwidth from AJ... I go into this investigation as an information gatherer only...and I have no  idea how TMZ may try to use any information gleaned.... I want to make it perfecty clear that I hope it's not true. I'd hate to think that Boner or any of the Muffia Boyz would fuck a duck or little bunny.

I hope it is just a big misunderstanding. If so, I think it might have  gotten started when Ozzie and the Sabbath took their 2nd break at the party....The Muffia Boyz, Boner, and their dates put on a cute litle musical skit for the increasingly impaired guests.... well, for those of you not there, check for yourself as they "Talk to the Animals".

The first 20 of the galleries discovered are featured below. I know it will be hard but please keep an open mind... as you see the avatars of Boner and the Muffia Boyz over the next few days, please don't picture them in your minds as dirty sheep fuckers or goat ravagers...