SERIAL KILLER 1. one who feels liberated by his first kill, with a slight tendency toward anal retention; a serialist. 2. a graduate of any creative writing program; a writer. 3. a near graduate of any music program; a musicologist. 4. a combination psychopath/crossword puzzle enthusiast, extroverted and self-actualized; some particularly successful examples are quoted on the back of Anthony Robbins’s latest books. PLAY STRIP THAT GIRL

PHOTOSHOOT to take thousands of pictures of yourself as if you were a supermodel and store them either on a digital camera or cell phone. PLAY PHOTOSHOOT

ORGASM in men, a brief affectation of love; in women, an infrequent but somewhat more durable facsimile. PLAY ORGASM GIRL