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Monday December 31, 2007

i thought it was gonna be a while before it stooped really low but again. big winners here. WOW. so first gallery. all the videos are top of the line terrible, but yeah. the 3rd one wins. keeping in character through the whole bit, the guy playing guiseppe should get an oscar. it's up there with what's eating gilbert grape and forrest gump. also wins for best website logo of the couch dude with monitor head and giant cock. A+ the second gallery is where it gets worse, if that is possible. so drinking the bottle. yikes. then getting eaten out in character. yipes. THEN anal. anal is complicated as it is, but with a mentally challenged bro? wow. then the number one line...'oop. that's my pussy.' social commentary is kind of not necessary for the sheer terribleness of this. by terrible i mean awesome. and by awesome i mean soul crushing.
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Friday December 21, 2007

first gallery: i'm all about the cheerleader fantasy. it's human nature to be into uniformity. but can we get a little reality injected here? i can do without the nipple piercings. in a society with a writers strike and an over abundance of reality television we expect a bit of it in everything now, even our fantasies. not to mention the guy checks to see if his car is okay in the second clip. genius. in the third clip, 'fuckin' the outlaws'? indeed. 'i ain't carrying your fucking books'. what subject is he supposed to teach? incorrect grammaratic? but use of the pom pom while getting railed. +1. second gallery: the thing about these clips. it's all over the place. a symbian. blow jobs. and then a bowling grip? what? seriously? the dude has a painted thumbnail. fuck. there is too much. eighteen and a full mouth of teeth. yikes. like a hyena. definately doesn't look like a good time. looks like some amateur porn gone wrong. toy bangers: showing us an unpleasant sexual world. terrible.
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Tuesday December 18, 2007

kacey seems to be your average, run of the mill internet porn starlet. making the rounds through the sites. the first video in this gallery shows the true horror and hilariousness of internet pornography. this girl is sitting in some random dudes house. half naked already on her own volition. she's got a list of things she does. her agent/manager who gets the 10 percent cut always tries to talk her into double penetration for the big bucks. and then the camera douche tries to spring sodomy on her. it's a low quality, internet clip true. but you an definitely see the horror in her eyes. the 'i don't need this look'. yeah. right. i'm sure that associates in computing is going to pay for itself. nice tramp stamp. sweet kacey indeed.
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